Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
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that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
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We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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