You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
he shaved USA in his pubs
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
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In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
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I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Just pee around me
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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