I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
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We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
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We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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