To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
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Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
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He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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