this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
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Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
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He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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