i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
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once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
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Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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