You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
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He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
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Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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