I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
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Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
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Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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