She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
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Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
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Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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