grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
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The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
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I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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