Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
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do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
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YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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