If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
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he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
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Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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