dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
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Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
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There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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