He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
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So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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