why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
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So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
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Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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