i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
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..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
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dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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