My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
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I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
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I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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