Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
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Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
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The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
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