Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
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yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
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NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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