We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
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I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
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Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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