i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
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Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
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mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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