But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
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My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
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Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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