Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
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Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
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Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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