Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
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You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
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You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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