Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
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Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
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our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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