If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
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We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
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I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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