Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
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you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
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multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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