just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
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im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
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I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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