Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
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Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
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Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
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