New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
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But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Just pee around me
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
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Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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