Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
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she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
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He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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