The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
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Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
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He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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