Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
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no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
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Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
She needs sedatives and a leash
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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