Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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