Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
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I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
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I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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