And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
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we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
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I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
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Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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