problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
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I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
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I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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