I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
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For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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