either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
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good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
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I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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