so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
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the room spins SO much faster in panama
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
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It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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