So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
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I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
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My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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