pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
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She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
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i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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