If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
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spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
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I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
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