it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
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I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
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I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
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