sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
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I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
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4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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