NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
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Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
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i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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