i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
He passed out mid-signature
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
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He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
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Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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