The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
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I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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