So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
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No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
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The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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