i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
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I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
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Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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